Cage rescues the waitress and goes to an old buddy played by David Morse for help. But he says he can still feel the bullet in his head.
Cage gets shot in the head and the cultists decide to keep the hot ass waitress for themselves.īut you can’t kill a bad ass mother fucker who escaped from hell.
#Drive angry movie the godkiller Patch
The cult leader who kidnapped Cage’s granddaughter ears lots of rings, spots a soul patch and carries around Cage’s daughter’s femur bone so he can beat Cage down with it! Cage confronts the cultists in a church but it doesn’t end well. If you get shot with it, you don’t just die. On the way out of hell, Cage snagged a gun called the Godkiller. Piper: Gimme one good reason I shouldn’t shoot you in the face. Once she realizes that Cage has more or less fucked up her shit, Heard confronts him in the car. Which is exactly what you would expect from a waitress in a dive bar who thinks you should fuck as much as you can before you die. Of course the Accountant leads the cops to a quick death at the hands of Heard, who is every bit as lethal as she is smoking hot. Captain, you know what this badge means, right? Federal Bureau of get the FUCK out of my way! The Accountant: I need you boys to stand down. When the cops ask why the hell they should listen to him, Fitcher throws a coin in the air and it comes down as an FBI badge.Ĭap: No God damn way! No ff-in lovin’ way in God’s good heaven, are you an F B I agent! The Accountant recruits a couple of cops to help track down Cage. Although that usually ends with more killing too. But every now and then, something makes him curious and then he reacts somewhat playfully. Like Cage, the Accountant kills indiscriminately. He’s not so much pissed off as he is annoyed to have to chase down Cage for the devil. The Accountant is played by William Fitcher. Meanwhile, Cage’s mysterious pursuer, The Accountant, is hot on his heels.
And this is no quick gun fight either! Cage guns down a small army while fucking, drinking and smoking away. He spins and shoots and kills every last mother fucker in the room without ever taking his dick out of the waitress. But Cage has to do things his way… fully clothed, smoking a cigar and shotgunning whiskey.Ĭandy: Why don’t you get naked?Īnd sure enough, a bunch of thugs break into the room and a gunfight breaks out. Piper: Suit yourself… but no one reaches the end and says I wish I hadn’t fucked so much!Īfter hearing those words of wisdom, even a guy who escaped from hell and only has two days to save his granddaughter from crazed cultists has to see the wisdom in making time for a quickie. There are too many asshole cultists to kill (in 3-D)! Not to mention the mysterious Accountant who’s pursuing him while chewing scenery Christopher Walken style.Ĭage and Heard make their way to another dive bar where another hot waitress throws herself at Cage. It doesn’t matter.Ĭage turns the waitress down because he doesn’t have time for that shit. Maybe she really liked The Sorceror’s Apprentice. They stop at a bar where a waitress naturally can’t help but throw herself at Cage because… I don’t know. Piper: Just so you know, I don’t pick up hitchikers. As payment, he asks for a lift to the prison where his granddaughter is being held by cultists (although we still don’t know that yet). Her car has overheated (or something) and Cage fixes it just by being awesome. Naturally, Cage happens along a hot as hell waitress played by Amber Heard. But that matters so little that Drive Angry doesn’t even bother telling us until after Cage has killed everything that moves. We later find out that they are cultists who have killed Milton’s daughter and kidnapped his granddaughter with the intent to sacrifice her in two days. When the movie opens, Cage’s character, John Milton, is killing people just because. How’d he escape from hell? Stop asking so many god damn questions! He got out, okay. But Drive Angry is about a thousand percent awesomer.ĭrive Angry is about a pissed of dude who escapes from hell so he can kill the guy who killed his daughter and a lot of unnamed goons and anyone else who happens to walk on the set. “Step away from the bike!” Awesome? D’uh.
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